As I have noted previously, the Aussie tend to be big on signs and directions. Before setting off on my hike, I stopped in to the public restroom where I found the following helpful instructions-
Tomorrow the long 6 hour drive to Mt. Kosciuzko- and a hike
of the highest mountain in Australia. Mountains about 90 miles west of Sydney.
For the record, I took care to follow the instructions precisely. (And also for the record, the instructions notwithstanding, I was in the men's room).
My 2.5 hour hike provided very limited views of the famous 3 Sisters and sheer cliffs of the Blue
Mountains, which is a shame, as what I saw seemed quite impressive. However, the hike was still worthwhile as it
still revealed the different flora and fauna of Australia (I saw a couple of
interesting birds).
I did see another snake, but was entirely unfazed-
I challenge you to find the solitary half-wit who at once lacks the judgement to know the proper resting place of thoroughly used TP and yet miraculously has the intelligence to read, interpret and implement the sign's directive. If I were an Aussie tax payer, I would be peeved.
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