I journeyed back to Muscat from the central mountains and saw some interesting things along the way-
I forgot to mention but on departing the airport after arriving in Muscat I was almost immediately pulled over by one of Muscat’s finest. I was perplexed as I wasn’t speeding or doing anything else wrong that I was aware of (I had barely left the airport). As I have experience with these stops (eg Argentina), I employed my time tested strategy of playing it as dumb as possible (some will say this comes quite naturally)
The conversation went something like this-
Officer: “Something in Arabic or Omani or whatever
Me: “Huh? What? No Omani whatsoever “
O: “Problem License”
M: “Huh? What?? Problem?”
O: “This is not Omani license “
M: “Huh? What? Omani license? Well no. American license Very good license “
O: “Was following you Phone Problem “
M: “Huh? What problem with phone? Wasn’t calling anybody. Who would I call? Was just using Google maps to get to my hotel. I just got to Oman sort of by mistake it is a bit of a long story officer. You see I was trying to avoid the war. Now I don’t whose side you favor but I….”
O: Shakes his head “Problem with phone”
M: “No problem Google Maps!”
O: “Huh? What?”
M: sensing a solution and raising my voice- “Google Maps!!! Google Maps!!!
O: Looks at me perplexed “Huh?! (Or equivalent in Arabic)
M: “Google Maps to hotel!!! Google Maps!!” I shout sensing I have stumbled upon the magic words
With resigned look on his face he hands me my license and says “Go”
“Peace be upon you officer” I say and speed off while looking down at Google Maps

























































